愚人节
 

四月来临
在我办公桌上留了张条子
『打电话给施先生—
紧急！！！』

我连忙照着号码拨通了电话
对方说
『很抱歉狮先生不能来听电话
他被关在笼子里呢！』

我还来不及撂下话筒
她压抑不住的笑声已从电话里
跳了出来
一口咬下我的耳朵
溅了我一脸的血

然後它扑向我那无辜的办公室伙伴
我无能为力只有眼睁睁看着他
翻腾打滚终於，天可怜见，活活
笑死



 

APRIL FOOLS DAY

 
April arrived
with a message on my desk
“Call Mr. Lyon—
Urgent !!!”
 
I dialed the number
“Sorry Mr. Lion can’t come to the phone right now
He is in the CAGE!”
 
Before I could put down my phone
her irrepressible laugh jumped out of the line
and bit off my ear, splashing blood
all over my face
 
It then attacked my innocent officemate
I stood by helplessly and watched him
roll about and eventually die
of laughter