对于一个高尔夫球场的综合评价内容:

价格是否适中              ☆☆☆☆☆

设备是否充实　　　　　　　☆☆☆☆☆

菜肴是否可口　　　　　　　☆☆☆☆☆

整体难易度高　　　　　　　☆☆☆☆☆

球道是否宽敞　　　　　　　☆☆☆☆☆

果岭是否很难　　　　　　　☆☆☆☆☆

球道距离长短　　　　　　　☆☆☆☆☆

球道维修好坏　　　　　　　☆☆☆☆☆

如果都能让人满意这就是最顶级的超五星级球场吧。

高尔夫小幽默

Joji and Fred were teeing off on #1. Joe smashed his drive in the middle of the fairway. Fred pushed his drive to the right under a bush. Fred, thinking he could retreive his ball, took out his 2 iron and started probing for the little white ball. When all of a sudden a three-foot Leprechaun leaped from underneath the bush. "Ah, you caught me man. It's your lucky day for you have three wishes." The leprechaun went on to say: "However, there's a stipulation. For every wish you make your wife receives twice the amount." Fred, ecstatic, voices his first wish: "I want a million dollars!" Poof! Right in front of Fred is a briefcase containing a million dollars. The Leprechaun expresses that Fred's wife just received two million dollars. Fred's second wish: "I wish I had a candy apple red Ferrari!" Poof! In the club house parking lot a brand new Ferrari. Again, the Leprechaun tells Fred his wife now has two Ferrari's in their drive way. The Leprechaun impatiently says "Hurry up man, I don't have all day. Make your third wish!" Fred without hesitation says: "Here, take this two iron and beat me half-to-death!"

    卓姬和弗雷德在第一个梯台开球,卓伊用木杆将球开到了球道中间。弗雷德木杆开球进了右边的草丛里。

弗雷德想将球捡起来便带上他的两支铁杆捞起小白球。

    正在这时突然一个三脚妖精从地面冒出来。“哎哟,你碰到我啦!算你今天走运,

得到三个愿望“,妖精继续说:“这样把,这里有个加倍的方法,你的每个愿望在你妻子哪里就可以成倍地实现!”

弗雷德急忙提出了第一个愿望:“我想要百万美金”,保证没问题,立刻在弗雷德面前出现了一个装有一百万美元的小提箱。妖精告诉弗雷德他妻子将得到两百万美金。

    弗雷德又提出了第二个愿望:“我想得到一辆糖苹果的红色弗拉力”。当然,在高尔夫球会外面停放了好多费拉力名牌车。妖精再次告诉弗雷德他的妻子得到了两辆费拉力正在途中行驶。

    妖精不耐烦地说“赶快说,我不能一天陪着你,再说你的第三愿望!”

   弗雷德毫不犹豫地说:“这里,有两支铁杆,你将我打成半死吧!”