A man is playing golf in Detroit and is having a great round with his buddies. All of a sudden the sirens go off to alert the men that there is a tornado approaching. The man who is not from the area yelled, "Where should we go?". The local pal said, “follow me.” “We will take shelter in Ford Field (Lions Stadium) they never get a touchdown there.”

一个人正在底特律大球场打高尔夫球,突然响起了警报说马上要有一场暴风雨来临。

这人不熟悉本地,寻思:“我该往哪里躲才好?”

这是本地老者告诉他“请给我来”,“请请躲到福特球场(狮子体育场=橄榄球场),他们绝不会有“接触而倒(Touchdown)的”。这里“touchdown”(接触,倒下和橄榄球的攻方持球, 触地, 触地得分, 着地, 降落意思的单词相同)。

高尔夫球英语幽默

A man was at the country club for his weekly round of golf. He began his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second. On the third hole he had just scored his first ever hole-in-one when his cell phone rang. It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU. The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that he'd be there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was shaping up to be his best ever round of golf. He decided to get in a couple of more holes before heading to the hospital. He ended up playing all eighteen, finishing his round shooting a personal best 61, shattering the club record by five strokes and beating his previous best game by more than 10. He was jubilant.... Then he remembered his wife. Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's condition. The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your round of golf didn't you!" "I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself at the country club your wife has been languishing in the ICU!

It's just as well you went ahead and finished that round because it will be more than likely your last! For the rest of her life she will require round the clock care, and you will be her care giver!" The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed. The doctor snickered and said, "I'm just messing with you. She's dead. What'd you shoot?"

一个高尔夫球爱好者打球顺手:第一洞抓了一个老鹰球(双鸟),第二洞抓了小鸟,第三洞一杆进洞。这是他的电话响了,是医生打来的,告诉他的妻子遭到严重事故生命垂危进入急救中心ICU。他告诉医生他现在什么地方并说马上赶过去。他挂了电话准备离开,但是他是从来没有打一场球有这样的好成绩。于是他又想在去医院之前继续两个洞。这样以来,他坚持打完了１８个洞而得到了他个人历史上的最好成绩:61杆。创造了球场的最佳成绩还少5杆,比他以前的最好成绩少

10杆。他简直欣喜若狂……。这时候他想起了他的妻子,带着负罪感跑往医院。

看到走廊上的医生急忙讯问他妻子的病情。医生盯住他大声说:“你竟然去打完你的高尔夫球是吗?”“你应该为你妻子骄傲的是你在打球作乐的同时你妻子却在ICU与病魔拼斗。对你的惩罚是你必须在24小时照顾她!”

他非常后悔而哭泣。医生泛起一丝冷笑说:“我刚才是说笑而已,她已经过世了。

对了,你今天打了多少杆?”