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搞笑CHINGLISH大荟萃(中式英语)

(2007-05-29 11:16:14)
分类: 幽默笑话集
1.we two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁阿   
2.how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你,怎么老是你?   
3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你  
4.you have seed ,I will give you some color to see see 你有种,我要给你点颜色看看
5.Government abuse chicken 宫暴鸡丁  
6.At KFC, We do Chichen Right 在肯德基,我们做鸡是对的   
7.You Give Me Stop! 你给我站住!   
8.Chop the strange fish 生鱼块  
9.watch sister 表妹   
10.take iron coffee 拿铁咖啡 
11.American Chinese not enough 美中不足   
12.Where cool where you stay!哪凉快上哪呆着   
13.heart flower angry open 心花怒放
14.colour wolf 色狼   
15.fuck goods 干货
搞笑CHINGLISH大荟萃(中式英语)
16.want money no;  want life one! 要钱没有,要命一条   
17.People mountain and people sea. 人山人海  
18.you have two down son。 你有两下子。   
19.let the horse come on 放马过来
20.I give you face you don’t wanna face 给你脸你不要脸
21.red face know me  红颜知己
22.seven up eight down 七上八下 
23.no three no four 不三不四
24.do morning fuck 做早操;do class between fuck 做课间操
25.you try try see!你试试看!
搞笑CHINGLISH大荟萃(中式英语)
26.love who who 爱谁谁
27.look through autumn water 望穿秋水
28.go you mother's 去你妈的
29.May i borrow your light? 借光
30.Handsome Year, Morning Die 英年早逝
31.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞
32.morning three night four 朝三暮四
33.king eight eggs  王八蛋
34.no care three seven twenty one 不管三七二十一
35.go and look 走着瞧
搞笑CHINGLISH大荟萃(中式英语)
36.poor light egg 穷光蛋
37.ice snow clever 冰雪聪明
38.first see you,i shit love you 第一次见你,我便爱上了你
39.horse horse tiger tiger 马马虎虎
40.no money no talk 没钱免谈

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