拾钱包

    角色：丢钱包者，近视眼，贪心者，骗子

    剧情：丢钱包者不小心掉了钱包，近视眼路过，没有看出来是什么东西，就丢在一旁。贪心者看到了，想拾起来，这时来了个骗子，说要跟贪心者分钱包里的东西。最终，贪心者上当受骗了……

丢：(Comes to the stage, taking out something from her pocket, and her wallet dropped from her pocket, but it seemed that she didn’t notice that)Where is he? Why don’t he come here? It’s so late(Then she leaves the stage, her wallet is left on the ground) .（他在哪？他为什么没到啊？都这么晚了。）

贪：(Seeing this, but not move) That is a wallet there, but……（那有个钱包，不过……）

近：（Comes to the stage, singing） 我在马路边，拾到一分钱，把它交给警察叔叔手里边，叔叔拿着钱，对我把头点，我高兴地说了声……（kicks that wallet）What’s that? It seems that my foot touching something, soft, not very heavy, and when my foot hit it, it flew away. Is it a tutor? Of course not. A tutor shouldn’t be so fast. Is it a rabbit? Oh, no, a rabbit must be much larger. What’s that? Maybe it is a mouse. Oh, there is a mouse around here, it is so scared……（这是什么啊？好象我的脚碰到了什么，软软的，不大重，我的脚碰到它时，它飞跑了。是个乌龟吗？当然不是，乌龟不会那么快。是个兔子？哦，不会，兔子大多了。那是什么呀？也许是个耗子。噢，这儿有个耗子，真吓人呀……）

贪：(laugh) Oh, poor baby, she have so bad eyesight, just like a blind. Where is a tutor? Where is a rabbit? And where is a mouse? No, no, there is no tutor, no rabbit, no mouse. There is only a wallet.（哦，可怜的宝贝，她的视力这么差，简直像个瞎子。哪儿有乌龟？哪儿有兔子？哪儿有耗子？不不不，没有乌龟，没有兔子，没有耗子。只有个钱包。）

近：(Finds nothing, wants to leave) Well, it is gone. Let me leave this horrible place as soon as possible(leave).（嗯，它跑了。我得快快离开这个可怕的地方。）

骗：（Comes to the stage, and sees the wallet）Oh, what’s this? It is a wallet. （哦，这是什么？是个钱包。）

贪：(Wants to pick up the wallet, and then stops) Yes, that is a wallet.（是的，那是个钱包。）

骗：It is a wallet. Whose wallet is it? It is yours?（它是个钱包。谁的钱包啊？你的吗？）

贪：Yes, oh, no, no, no……（是，哦，不不不……）

骗：Yes or no?（究竟是不是？）

贪：No, oh, yes, yes, yes……（不，哦，是是是……）

骗：What’s wrong with you? Yes or no?（你有毛病哇？究竟是不是？）

贪：No, but I am the first person who found this wallet.（不是。不过我是第一个发现这个钱包的人。）

骗：Maybe you are right, but I am the first one who picks up this wallet(Picks up the wallet)（可能你是对的，但我是第一个拾起这个钱包的人。）

贪：( A little bit angry) But, but……（可是，可是……）

骗：Don’t be so angry. I’m not a greedy one. If you would like, let’s share this wallet. OK?（别这么生气。我不是个贪婪的人。如果你愿意，咱们可以分了个钱包。怎么样？）

贪：(A little hesitation) Well, that is a not too bad idea……（嗯，那倒是个不错的主意。）

骗：That is a deal, now, let’s open this wallet……（一言为定，现在，咱们来打开这个钱包……）

贪 & 骗：Oh, my god!（噢，上帝啊！）

骗：There is so much money here! （里面有这么多钱啊！）

贪：Do you know which country’s money it is?（你知道这是哪国的钱吗？）

骗：Yes, I know it very much. It is Harnilia’s money. You know Harnilia? A very rich country.（是的，我太知道了。它是哈尼利亚的钱。你知道哈尼利亚吗？一个非常富裕的国家。）

贪：Never hear of it. But can you tell me how much this money is worth?（从没听说过。不过你能告诉我这货币值多少钱吗？）

骗：Let me calculate it(calculating for a while). Well, it is about one million renminbi yuan.（让我算一下。嗯，它大概值一百万人民币呢。）

贪：Oh, dear me. But, but how can we share it?（哎哟，天哪。可是，我们怎么分它呢？）

骗：Well, it is quite easy. You are the first one who found it, so you can take all of this money.（哦，那太容易了。你是头一个发现这个钱包的人，所以你可以把它全拿走。）

贪：Really? That’s great! It’s very kind of you.（真的吗？太棒啦！太感谢你啦。）

骗：Wait, wait, wait. As the second one, I still get some money from it.（等等，等等，等等。作为第二个人，我也得从里面拿点钱。）

贪：How much do you need?（你要多少啊？）

骗：There is two choice, the first one is, you give me one fourth of this Harnilia money, that is about 250 thousands yuan. Another choice is, you give me only 10 thousands renminbi yuan.（有两个选择，头一个是，你给我四分之一哈尼利亚钱，大概值25万人民币吧。另一个选择是，你给我一万人民币。）

贪：(Thinks over, and then makes a decision) Well, I give you 10 thousands yuan, OK?（嗯，我给你一万人民币，行吗？）

骗：Oh, that’s unfair! I only get so little……（噢，那不公平，我只得这么点……）

贪：But that was one of your choices(Takes out some money, giving 骗子, put the wallet into her pocket, leaving)（但那是你的选项之一啊。）

骗：Wait, wait, wait……（等一下，等一下……）

丢：(Comes to the stage) How much did this fool give you?（那个傻瓜给了你多少？）

骗：Haha, you can’t imagine that, it is 10 thousands yuan.（哈哈，你都想不到，给了我五千块。）

丢：Give me half of it!(给我分一半！)

The end.