忍不住转载我偶像沈宏非先生博客里的段子：

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
 
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa : half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful.
 
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe : well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.
 
Betwee n 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain : very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.
 
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece : gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
 
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain : with a glorious and all conquering past.
 
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel : has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
 
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada : self -preserving, but open to meeting new people.
 
After 70, she becomes Tibet : wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages, an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge. 
 

GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
 
Between 1 and 90, a man is like Iran , ruled by nuts.
 
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