Knowing your personality from the way you undress yourself

从脱衣服看你的个性

 (今年是中国进入WTO五周年，今年底，许多行业的管理开放，中国与世界接轨，越来越现实了。但是，要与国外接轨，相互了解是必须，而熟悉外语是最起码的要求。可能是中国的英文教育有问题，我认为一般中国人的英文水平实在太差了，许多外文电影的中文字幕，根本是自说自话，与原文意思差距10万8千里，所以我每次看DVD，都将中文翻译关掉。目前我看来看去，只有用繁体字的翻译，以及国家地理杂志频道的翻译，或是Discovery Channel的中文翻译，可以看，至少贴切许多。

因此，为了提高中国人的英文翻译水平，我略尽薄力，如果谁能在9月27日前，将本文章最贴切的中文翻译，贴在我的博客上，第一名，我给予奖金人民币2千元。钱我让我的秘书汇给你。至于结果将在9月30日后到10月20日之间，由网民投票选出。但是投票人必须用最多50个字，以中或英文写出为什么选这篇翻译，以便让我知道你由资格评论。欢迎中国的大学生参加。希望大家觉得这个竞赛是有意思的挑战。）

饶及人，2006年9月12日

If you throw your clothes all over the place, you are a friendly, life-of-the-party type. You are free with your thoughts and opinions, not caring much about what others think of you. Your parents might think your room looks like a cyclone had hit it? But it actually represents your happy, individualistic nature!

If you remove each piece of clothing and put it away carefully, you are a serious person who likes life to be very calm. You are comfortable with routine, and you believe that the best way to deal with life's problems is to prevent them in the first place. You are a perfectionist. By nature you are quite shy. You are observant and you know more about some people than they think, just because you've watched them. You are dependable and sometimes intense. You think carefully before making decisions.  You go about your tasks methodically, with concentration. You know how to pay attention.

If you take off the shirt, and ten minutes later get around to the pants, you are an extremely self-confident person. You are naturally bright and intellectual. You are also a deep thinker who loves to ask questions and ponder the meaning of things. You hate being rushed and you do not like to be hassled. Usually you like a lot of free time for yourself.

If you get out of your clothes as quickly as possible, you are concerned about others and what they expect from you, but you’re worried about your own needs. You are family-oriented, and stay extremely busy. You often feel stressed, but most of those heavy expectations come from your own head! Give yourself a break; you don't have to be perfect.

If you take off your rings, earrings, necklace, watch, et cetera before anything else, you are a warm and sensitive person. You are considerate and thoughtful, and you give good advice to your friends. You are a natural born romantic.

If you don't have an undressing routine and you never do it the same way twice, you are a very curious and interesting person.  You enjoy a broad range of activities. You take risks and enjoy fun and adventure. You are very social.