Jason: Wow! This chick is so hot! (reading a magazine)

Chloe: Shallow…Hal.

Jason: Excuse me?

Chloe: You heard me.

Jason: I’m not shallow. I’m deep.

Chloe: Yeah. So is beauty, skin deep. Only skin deep.

Jason: But I don’t want no beauty. I want hottie.

Chloe: Same thing. Hottie is only skin deep too.

Jason: Oh, green-eyed monster!