Today, Obama and his daughters are having a day out beside a nice river. He’s a tad tired. So he sits down on a bench, patting his crutches at his side. He closes his eyes, trying to take a nap.

In a jiffy, one of his daughters yells: Daddy, daddy, look! My favorite big toy.

Obama, feeling a bit weary, opens up his eyes and sees the world-famous giant yellow rubber duck.

Obama: Oh, man!