One day, Obama and Michelle got a date. They’re having dinner at a restaurant.

Michelles gets there first, orders dinner for herself and Obama.

Soon, Obama gets in, holding crutches. He sits down right beside his wife, both smiling at each.

Now, here comes the waiter: Here you go, sir.

Obama looks at his dinner, he can’t smile anymore. It’s a huge Peking duck.

Now he realizes he’s in a Chinese restaurant.