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老外翻译的三字经

(2012-03-24 21:23:50)
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三字经

玉不琢

性本善

人之初

孟母

尹鹤庭

杂谈

分类: 尹岩杂谈
人之初: At the beginning of life,
性本善: Sex is good.
性相近: Basically, all the sex are same.
習相遠: But it depends on how you do it.
苟不教: If you do not practice all the time,
性乃遷: Sex will leave you.
教之道: The way of learning it
貴以專: It is very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母: Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
擇鄰處: Chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
子不學: If you don't study hard,
斷機杼: Your dick will become useless.
竇燕山: Dou, the Famous,
有義方: Owned a very effective exciting medicine.
教五子: All his five sons took it.
名俱揚: And their sexual ability were well-known.
養不教: If your children don't know how to do it,
父之過: It is all your fault.
教不嚴: If they had lots of problems with it,
師之惰: Their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
子不學: You may refuse to study this,
非所宜: But that is a real mistake.
幼不學: If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何為: You will lose your ability when aged.
玉不琢: If you don't exercise your organ,
不成器: It won't become hard and strong.
人不學: If you don't learn sex,
不知義:You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.


 

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