在邮局里碰上一对老夫妇，相互搀扶着打听怎么买上海世博会的参观票，能打几折，看他们那没怎么出过门的样子，我就忍不住劝他们：世博期间上海不定多乱呢，北京人在别的地方是首都人受尊重，到了上海就被看成是外地来的乡下人，又不会说上海话吧-不会；英语肯定更不会吧-更不会。哈，那还去上海凑什么热闹，那里到时对外地人盘查得紧，你们老夫妇万一丢了身份证什么的就麻烦了，这个岁数千万别去上海人挤人啊，万一腿脚不灵出点意外咋办？算了，别去了，在北京家里开着空调看电视吧，到时很多节目都是世博的，看电视比晒着太阳挤碴碴强。

    壮心不已老骥伏枥的夫妻俩就这么让我管闲事一番，毅然决然决定不订票，不去上海看世博了，他们的子女如果知道是让我劝成功的，该感谢我祖宗八辈儿，我对他们家算是做了公德无量的事，省了子女多少麻烦啊。

    写完了点了谷歌的自动翻译，下面就是译文，简直笑掉大牙！：

In the post office come across an elderly couple, each totter find out how to buy tickets visit the Shanghai World Expo, can play a few off and see how they did not seem to leave it the way, I can not persuade them: during the Shanghai World Expo and more volatile disorder it, is the capital of Peking Man in other places people are respected, to Shanghai was seen as foreign to the country folk, they do not speak Shanghai dialect it - do not; English it certainly will not - will not. Kazakhstan, which also went to Shanghai Minato what excitement there to outsiders when inventory needs to be borne, the old couple in case you lose what's on the ID card trouble, this age do not go crowded Shanghai, ah, if not working out legs Point accident country? Forget it, do not go, open air in Beijing, watch TV at home, to the Expo when many programs are watching TV than basking in the sun ballast ballast strong crowd.
    Mistakes, and apologized old steed of husband and wife so let me nosy about it, resolutely decided not to booking and do not look at Shanghai World Expo, and their children know that if I advise a success, thanks to my ancestors generation of the children, I be done on their home considerate immeasurable things, how much trouble saving the children ah.