上令下达

鸭绒25（译）

2024年9月17日

上校向他的执行参谋官发出了以下指令：

“明天晚上大约8点钟时，哈雷彗星将出现在本地区。这一事件每75年才会发生一次。让士兵们穿作战服到营区，我会向他们解释这一罕见现象。如果下雨，我们将看不到这一现象。所以，请把士兵们集合到礼堂。我会给他们放映影片。”

执行参谋官对连长说：

“根据上校的命令，明天晚上8点，哈雷彗星将出现在营区上空。如果下雨，让士兵们穿作战服，行军前往礼堂。这一每75年才会出现一次的罕见现象将会在那里发生。”

连长对中尉说：

“奉上校之命，明晚8点必须穿上作战服。了不起的哈雷彗星将会出现在礼堂。如果营区下雨，上校将下达另一项命令。这是75年一遇的事。”

中尉对中士说：

“明晚8点，上校将带着哈雷彗星出现在礼堂。这是75年一遇的事。如果下雨，上校将命令彗星进入营区。”

中士对士兵说：

“明晚8点下雨的时候，非凡的75岁哈雷将军将在上校的陪同下，穿作战服驾驶彗星穿过营区礼堂。”

原文： The Colonel's Order

A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS：

“Tomorrow evening at approximately 2000 hours Halley's Comet will be visible in this area；an event which occurs only every 75 years。Have the men fall out in the battalion area in fatigues，and I will explain this rare phenomenon to them。In case of rain，we will not be able to see anything，so assemble the men in the theater and I will show them films of it。”

EXECUTIVE OFFICER TO COMPANY COMMANDER：

“By order of the Colonel，tomorrow at 2000 hours，Halley's Comet will appear above the battalion area。If it rains，fall the men out in fatigues，then march to the theater where this rare phenomenon will take place，something which occurs only once every 75 years。”

COMPANY COMMANDER TO LIEUTENANT：

“By order of the Colonel be in fatigues at 2000 hours tomorrow evening。The phenomenal Halley's Comet will appear in the theater。In case of rain in the battalion area，the Colonel will give another order，something which occurs once every 75 years。”

LIEUTENANT TO SERGEANT：

“Tomorrow at 2000 hours，the Colonel will appear in the theater with Halley's comet，something which happens every 75 years。If it rains，the Colonel will order the comet into the battalion area。”

SERGEANT TO SQUAD：

“When it rains tomorrow at 2000 hours，the phenomenal 75-year-old General Halley，accompanied by the Colonel，will drive his comet through the battalion area theater in fatigues。”