妻子钓鱼

鸭绒25（译）

2024年2月20日

两个人正在谈论钓鱼。

其中一人对另一人说：“我再也不会带我妻子一起去钓鱼了。决不再带！”

“这太糟糕了。嗯。”

“她做什么都错！她做什么都错！她的话太多了，她把船弄得不停地摇晃，她试图在船上站起来，她不会挂鱼饵，她还用错了鱼饵。最糟糕的是，她钓到的鱼比我还多！”

原文： Wife Went Fishing

Two guys are talking about fishing。

One says to the other：“I am NEVER going to take my wife fishing with me，ever again！”

“That bad，huh。”

“She did everything wrong！She did everything wrong！She talked too much，made the boat rock constantly，tried to stand up in the boat，baited the hook wrong，used the wrong lures and WORST of all she caught more fish than me！”