你的律师上周去世了

鸭绒25（译）

2023年12月15日

一个家伙打电话给一家律师事务所，说：“我想和我的律师谈谈。”

前台接待员说：“对不起。你的律师上个星期去世了。”

第二天，同一个家伙给律师事务所打电话，说：“我想和我的律师谈谈。”

前台接待员又一次回答：“对不起。你的律师上个星期去世了。”

第三天，这家伙照样打电话给律师事务所，说：“我想和我的律师谈谈。”

“抱歉，先生。”前台接待员说，“这是我第三次告诉你，你的律师上个星期去世了。为什么你要一直打电话问这件事？”

这家伙回答：“因为我喜欢听这个消息！”

原文： Your Lawyer Died Last Week

A guy phones a law firm and says：“I want to speak to my lawyer。”

The receptionist says：“I'm sorry，but your lawyer died last week。”

The next day the same guy phones the law firm and says：“I want to speak to my lawyer。”

Once again the receptionist replies：“I'm sorry，but your lawyer died last week。”

The next day the guy makes his regular call to the law firm and say：“I want to speak to my lawyer。”

“Excuse me sir。”the receptionist says：“but this is third time I've had to tell you that your lawyer died last week。Why do you keep calling？”

The guy replies：“Because I love hearing it！”