倒了邪霉的一天

鸭绒25（译）

2023年8月1日

酒吧里有个人，呆坐在那里看着他的酒杯，差不多有半个多小时了。

不久，一位鲁莽的卡车司机走进酒吧，来到他身旁。

他拿起那人的酒，一饮而尽。

那可怜的人开始哭泣。

卡车司机说：“得了吧，伙计。我只是开个玩笑。这样吧。我再给你买一杯酒。我只是无法忍受看到一个男人哭哭啼啼的。”

“不。不是你想的那样的。今天是我一生中最糟糕的一天。首先，我睡过了头，上班迟到了。老板不留情面地解雇了我。当我离开办公大楼，走到停车场时，发现我的车被偷了。警察说，他们也无能为力。我打了一辆出租车回家。下车时，我忘了钱包和信用卡还在车里。出租车司机却已经开走了。”

“我只好先回家。当我到进了房门，发现我的妻子和园丁正躺在床上。我又离开家，来到这间酒吧。正当我考虑要不要结束我的生命时，你来了，并喝了我已经下了毒的酒。”

原文：Really Bad Day

There was this guy at a bar，just looking at his drink。He stays like that for half of an hour。

Then，this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him，takes the drink from the guy，and just drinks it all down。

The poor man starts crying。

The truck driver says：“Come on man，I was just joking。Here，I'll buy you another drink。I just can't stand to see a man cry。”

“No，it's not that。This day is the worst of my life。First，I fall asleep，and I go late to my office。My boss，outrageous，fires me。When I leave the building，to my car，I found out it was stolen。The police said that they can do nothing。I get a cab to return home，and when I leave it，I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there。The cab driver just drives away。”

“I go home，and when I get there，I find my wife in bed with the gardener。I leave home，and come to this bar。And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life，you show up and drink my poison。”