金发绑匪

鸭绒25（译）

2022年7月19日

一位金发女郎时运不济。为了筹集一些钱，她决定绑架一个孩子并勒索赎金。

她来到操场。抓住一个小孩，把他带到一棵树后。

她告诉他：“我绑架了你。”

然后，她写了一张纸条：“我绑架了你的孩子。明天早上，把1万美元放在一个纸袋里，放在操场北侧滑梯旁的山核桃树下。”

纸条上的签名是“一位金发女郎”。

金发女郎把纸条别在孩子的衬衫上，让他回家给父母看。

第二天早上，金发女郎去实地查看。果然，山核桃树下有一个纸袋。

金发女郎打开袋子。里面有1万美元，还有一张纸条。

纸条上写着：“你怎么能绑架一个金发男孩？”

原文： Blonde Kidnapper

A blonde was down on her luck。In order to raise some money，she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom。

She went to the playground，grabbed a kid，took him behind a tree，and told him：“I’ve kidnapped you。”

She then wrote a note saying：“I’ve kidnapped your kid。Tomorrow morning，put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground。Signed。A Blonde。”

The blonde pinned the note to the kid’s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents。

The next morning the blonde checked，and sure enough，a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree。

The blonde opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said：“How could you do this to a fellow blonde？”