金发女郎侦探

鸭绒25（译）

2022年7月15日

一名警察正在面试三位想成为侦探的金发女郎。

为了测试她们识别嫌犯的技能，他给第一位金发女郎5秒钟的时间看照片。再把照片收起来。

“这是你要找的嫌犯。你要怎么辨认他？”

第一位金发女郎回答：“这很容易！我们很快就会抓住他。因为他只有一只眼睛！”

警察说：“啊……嗯……那是因为照片只显露了他一只眼睛。”

他为自己这种愚蠢的解释感到有点心虚。

他把照片在第二位金发女郎的眼前晃了晃，说：“这是你要找的嫌犯。你要怎么辩认他？”

第二位金发女郎咯咯一笑，翻弄了一下她的头发，说：“哈！要抓他太容易了。因为他只有一只耳朵！”

警察生气地说：“你们俩是怎么了？当然只有一只眼睛和一只耳朵了。因为这是他的侧面照！这是你们能想到的最好答案吗？”

为此，他感到非常沮丧。

他再把照片拿给第三位金发女郎看，并用一种非常粗暴的声音说：“这是你要找的嫌犯。你要怎么辩认他？”他很快补充道，“在回答之前好好想想。这样你就不会说出一些完全愚蠢的话来。”

金发女郎盯着照片看了一会儿，说：“嗯……嫌疑人戴的是隐形眼镜。”

警察目瞪口呆。因为他真的不知道嫌疑人是否戴着隐形眼镜。

“嗯，这是一个有趣的回答……请在这里等几分钟。我去查一下他的档案。我会回来给你答案的。”

他离开房间，来到办公室，在电脑里查了一下嫌疑人的档案。然后，满脸笑容地回来了。

“哇！”他说：“我简直不敢相信……这是真的！嫌疑人确实戴着隐形眼镜。干得好！但你是怎么做出如此敏锐的观察呢？”

“那很容易。”金发女郎回答，“他无法戴普通眼镜。因为他只有一只眼睛和一只耳朵。”

原文： Blonde Detective

A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives。

To test their skills in recognizing a suspect，he showed the first blonde a picture for five seconds and then hid it。

“This is your suspect。How would you recognize him？”

The first blonde answered：“That's easy！We'll catch him fast because he only has one eye！”

The policeman said：“Well……uh……that's because the picture shows his profile。”

Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response，he flashed the picture at the second blonde and said：“This is your suspect。How would you recognize him？”

The second blonde giggled，flipped her hair and said：“Ha！He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear！”

The policeman angrily replied：“What's the matter with you two？Of course only one eye and one ear are showing，because this is a picture of his profile！Is that the best answer you can come up with？”

Extremely frustrated at this point，he showed the picture to the third blonde and said，in a very testy voice：“This is your suspect。How would you recognize him？”He quickly added，“And think hard before answering，so you don't say something completely idiotic。”

The blonde looked at the picture intently for a moment and said：“Hmmmm……The suspect wears contact lenses。”

The policeman was stunned speechless，because he honestly didn't know whether the suspect wore contacts or not。

“Well，that's an interesting answer……Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file，and I'll get back to you on that。”

He left the room and went to his office，checked the suspect's file in his computer，and came back beaming。

“Wow！”He said，“I can't believe it……It's TRUE！The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses。Good work！But how were you able to make such an astute observation？”

“That's easy。”The blonde replied，“He can't wear regular glasses，because he only has one eye and one ear。”