金发女郎大会

鸭绒25（译）

2022年7月8日

8万名金发女郎在堪萨斯城的酋长体育场举行“金发女郎不傻大会”。

会议的组织者说：“今天，我们在这里，是为了向全世界证明，金发女郎并不愚蠢。我可以请一位志愿者上台吗？”

一位金发女郎小心翼翼地穿过人群，走上舞台。

组织者问她：“15加15等于多少？”

15或20秒后，金发女郎说：“18！”

显然，每个人对她的回答都有点失望。

然后，8万名金发女郎开始同声欢呼：“再给她一次机会！再给她一次机会！”

组织者说：“既然，我们费尽周章地在这个地方召集了8万人，还有世界各地的新闻机构和全球的广播媒体在做现场转播，哎呀，嗯，我想，我们可以再给她一次机会。”

于是，他问道：“5加5等于多少？”

差不多等了30秒，金发女郎终于说：“90？”

组织者很困惑。她低下头，无可奈何地叹了口气。台下的与会者也都很沮丧。金发女郎开始哭了。

全场8万个金发女郎开始大喊，挥手呼叫：“再给她一次机会！再给她一次机会！”

组织者不确定自己是否应该冒更大的风险去制止已经造成的损害。最终，她还是说：“好吧！好吧！再给一次机会。2加2等于多少？”

金发女郎闭上眼睛。过了整整一分钟，终于说：“4？”

整个体育场爆发出了一片喧嚣声。所有的8万名金发女郎都站起来，挥舞手臂，跺着脚，尖叫道：“再给她一次机会！再给她一次机会！”

原文： Blonde Convention

80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a “Blondes Are Not Stupid Convention”。

The leader says：“We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid。Can I have a volunteer？”

A blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up to the stage。

The leader asks her：“What is 15 plus 15？”

After 15 or 20 seconds she says：“Eighteen！”

Obviously everyone is a little disappointed。

Then 80,000 blondes start cheering：“Give her another chance！Give her another chance！”

The leader says：“Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcast media here，gee，uh，I guess we can give her another chance。”

So he asks：“What is 5 plus 5？”

After nearly 30 seconds she eventually says：“Ninety？”

The leader is quite perplexed，looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh——everyone is disheartened——the blonde starts crying and the 80,000 girls begin to yell and wave their hands shouting：“GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE！GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE！”

The leader，unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage，eventually says：“Ok！Ok！Just one more chance。What is 2 plus 2？”

The girl closes her eyes，and after a whole minute eventually says：“Four？”

Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 girls jump to their feet，wave their arms，stomp their feet and scream……

“GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE！GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE！”