金发女郎和牧羊人

鸭绒25（译）

2022年7月2日

从前，有一位金发女郎，长发、碧眼。她厌烦了所有的有关金发女郎的笑话。

一天，她决定改头换面。因此，她剪短了头发，并染了头发的颜色，还去买了辆新的敞篷汽车。

她沿着一条乡村公路行驶，遇到了一群羊。

她停下车，把牧羊人叫了过来。

“这群羊真漂亮。”她说。

“谢谢你。”牧羊人说。

“你听我说。我有个建议。”女人说。

“好的。”牧羊人回答。

“要是我能猜出你这群羊的确切数量，我能拿一只回家吗？”女人问。

“当然。”牧羊人说。

于是，女人坐直了身子，朝羊群看了一秒钟。

然后，女人说：“382只”。

“哇。”牧羊人说，“完全正确。尽管去挑一只你想带回家的羊。”

因此，女人走去羊群，挑了一只，放到她的车里。

等这一幕结束，牧羊人走近这个女人，说：“那么，现在我给你一个建议。”

“什么建议？”女人问道。

“要是我能猜出你头发的真实颜色……你能将我的狗还给我吗？”

原文： Blonde and Sheepherder

Once upon a time there was a blonde with long hair，blue eyes，she was sick of all the blonde jokes。

One day，she decided to get a makeover，so she cut and dyed her hair。She also went out and bought a new convertible。

She went driving down a country road and came across a herd of sheep。

She stopped and called the sheepherder over。

“That's a nice flock of sheep。”She said。

“Well thank you。”Said the herder。

“Tell you what。I have a proposition for you。”Said the woman。

“Okay。”Replied the herder。

“If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock，can I take one home？”Asked the woman。

“Sure。”Said the sheepherder。

So，the girl sat up and looked at the herd for a second and then replied：“382。”

“Wow。”Said the herder，“That is exactly right。Go ahead and pick out the sheep you want to take home。”

So the woman went and picked one out and put it in her car。

Upon watching this，the herder approached the woman and offered：“Okay，now I have a proposition for you。”

“What is it？”Queried the woman。

“If I can guess the real color of your hair……can I have my dog back？”