愤怒的卡车司机

鸭绒25（译）

2022年6月25日

一位金发女郎刚买了辆新跑车。她开车出去兜风时，抢了一名卡车司机的道。

他打手势要求她靠边停车。

她停车后，卡车司机下了车，从口袋里掏出一支粉笔。

他在路上画了一个圆圈。告诉金发女郎，站在圈里不要动。

然后，他走到她的车前，把她车上的真皮座椅割破了。

当他转过身时，看到她脸上露出一丝笑容。

于是，他说：“哦。你觉得这有趣吗？看这个。”他从卡车里拿出一根棒球棍，打碎了她车上所有车窗的玻璃。

当他转过身来再看她时，她脸上挂着更多的微笑。他简直要气疯了。

他又把刀拿了出来，把她的4只轮胎都戳破了。

这时，她笑出声来了。

卡车司机真的开始怒火中烧。他回到自己的卡车上，拿了一罐汽油，倒在她的车上。然后，点着了汽油。

等他转过身来，她笑得更厉害了。差点直不起腰来。

“有什么好笑的？”卡车司机问金发女郎。

她回答说：“当你不注意的时候，我走出这个圆圈4次。”

原文： Angry Truck Driver

A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver。

He motioned for her to pull over。

When she did，he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket。

He drew a circle on the road and told the blonde to stand in the circle and not move。

He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats。

When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face，so he said：“Oh，you think that's funny？Watch this。”

He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car。

When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face。He is getting really mad。

He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires。

Now she's laughing。

The truck driver is really starting to lose it。He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas，pours it on her car and sets it on fire。

He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down。

“What's so funny？”The truck driver asked the blonde。

She replied：“When you weren't looking，I stepped outside the circle 4 times。”