椅子

鸭绒25（译）

2022年5月28日

哲学教授走进教室，给全班做期末考试。

教授把椅子放在讲台上，给同学们出考题：“用你们在本学期中所学到的任何适用知识，证明这把椅子并不存在。”

于是，课堂里，铅笔在刷刷地写字，橡皮擦在嚓嚓地改。学生们都在往长篇大论的方向，准备论证这把椅子不存在，除了一位学生。

这位学生只花了30秒，就写下答案。然后，在同学们惊讶的目光下，缴上了考卷。

时间一天天过去。终于到了考试成绩发榜的日子。

令人惊讶的是，那个只用了30秒就完成答案的学生，获得了全班最高分。

他对这个问题的回答是：“什么椅子？”

原文： Chair

A philosophy professor walks in to give his class their final。

Placing his chair on his desk the professor instructs the class：“Using every applicable thing you've learned in this course，prove to me that this chair DOES NOT EXIST。”

So，pencils are writing and erasers are erasing，students are preparing to embark on novels proving that this chair doesn't exist，except for one student。

He spends thirty seconds writing his answer，then turns his final in to the astonishment of his peers。

Time goes by，and the day comes when all the students get their final grades and to the amazement of the class，the student who wrote for thirty seconds gets the highest grade in the class。

His answer to the question：“What chair？”