只有三扇门

鸭绒25（译）

2022年5月13日

一位航空公司的机长正在带训一位新来的金发空姐。

他们所飞的航线需要在另一个城市停留过夜。飞机抵达后，机长向空姐介绍了航空公司为职员提供的最佳就餐、购物，和住宿地点。

第二天早上，当机组人员正在为当天的航线做飞行准备时，机长注意到新空姐没有出现。

他知道她所住的那家酒店的房间号码。于是，打电话给她询问出了什么事。

空姐接了电话，哭着说，她无法走出那个房间。

“你不能离开你的房间？”船长问，“为什么不能？”

空姐回答：“这里只有三扇门。”她抽泣地说，“一扇是浴室门，一扇门是衣柜门，还有一扇门上写着‘请勿打扰’！”

原文： Only Three Doors

An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess。The route they were flying had a layover in another city。

Upon their arrival，the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat、shop and stay overnight。

The next morning，as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route，he noticed the new stewardess was missing。

He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened。

She answered the phone，crying，and said she couldn't get out of her room。

“You can't get out of your room？”The captain asked，“Why not？”

The stewardess replied：“There are only three doors in here。”She sobbed，“one is the bathroom，one is the closet，and one has a sign on it that says ‘Do Not Disturb’!”