下辈子 我想倒着活一回

第一步就是死亡

然后把它抛在脑后

在敬老院睁开眼

一天比一天感觉更好

直到因为太健康被踢出去

领上养老金 然后开始工作

第一天就得到一块金表

还有庆祝派对 40年后 够年轻了

可以去享受退休生活了

狂欢 喝酒 恣情纵欲

然后准备好可以上高中了

接着上小学 然后变成了个孩子

无忧无虑地玩耍

肩上没有任何责任

不久 成了婴儿 直到出生

人生最后九个月

在奢华的水疗池里漂着

那里有中央供暖

客房服务随叫随到

住的地方一天比一天大

然后 哈 我在高潮中结束了一生

In My Next Life

In my next life

I want to live backwards

You start out dead and get that out of the way

Then you wake up in an old people's

home feeling better every day

You get kicked out for being too healthy

go collect your pension and then

when you start work you get a gold

watch and a party on your first day

You work for 40 years until 

you're young enough to enjoy your retirement

You part drink alcohol and are generally promiscuous 

then you are ready for high school 

You then go to primary school 

You become a kid  you play

You have no responsibilities 

You become a baby until you are born 

And then you spend your last 9 months 

floating in luxurious spa like conditions with central

heating and room service on tap

larger quarters every day and then Voila

You finish off as an orgasm

人生

人的一生 你须明白

就象飞溅而下的一个

小小的雨滴般美丽

但是在刚刚形成的时候

就已经要消逝了

所以树立你的目标

最大限度地利用好

每一个白天和夜晚

This life you must know

as a tiny splash of a raindrop

a thing of beauty that disappears

even as it comes into being

Therefore set your goal make 

use of every day and every night 

《From:Web》