刚看到ELLE时尚杂志上的访谈录，很有意思。可惜不能把整段采访拷贝过来，所以只能摘抄一部分。做了简单翻译。 JM是 Joel McHale,电视主持人，演员，帅哥。

Elle采访人是 Cherchez La Femmehttp://media.ticketmaster.com/tm/en-us/dbimages/80108a.jpg

 

下面是他们的访谈录：

 

JM: my dad always told me,"date a hundred people." I had so many friends who got into these long, drawn-out relationships early. But I took that advice to heart.

Elle: It's excellent advice. Will you share it with your sons when they're older?

JM: Oh, I've already told Eddie, who's six. I said," C'mon, Eddie! A hundred women!"

 

 

Elle: Please relate a moment of adolescent humiliation at the hands of a woman.

JM: Freshmen year of high school I had this grilfriend, and we were fine in the morning, but by the afternoon she wouldn't speak to me. I quickly realized that she' d started dting someone else at lunch.

Elle: It's hard to believe you got dumped that way, considering in high school you played baseball, football, tennis, soccer, crew...

JM: And basketball.

Elle: I would think being on so many different teams would make you immune from ever bing dumped.

JM: Yes, but I found a way to squander that great credibility. The guy she went out with wasn't an athlete--he was an upperclassman.

 

和每个女人交往不过3个月，在第二和第三个月上就开始想办法怎么甩掉女友：

 

甩掉女友的理由不是对方的香水味道或穿着打扮，而是没有时间，时机不对。美国男人甩掉女人普遍的理由：

Elle: Do you remember any of the specific traits that doomed these women，?

JM: You name it--- from perfume to what they said to what they dressed like. There was always something. I know it sounds awful.

Elle: When you were dumping these women, would you ever explain, you know, " I can't be wit a woman who wears culottes," etc.?

JM: No, I'd always say, " I don't have time for a relationship" or something. The standard guy thing.

 

Elle: When your wife is talking with her friends, what about you does she complain about most?

JM: The fact that I'm not around.

Elle: How do your boys react to your not being around as much as other dads?

JM: When they see me, they're like, " Hey, what are you doing here? Who are you again?