I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.

I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.

It takes two to get one in trouble.

A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

Love thy neighbor--and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

Don't keep a man guessing too long--he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.

Never ask a man where's he's been. If he's out on legitimate business, he doesn't need an alibi. And, girls, if he has been out on illegitimate business, it's your own fault.

What kind of man is most satisfactory?
Personally, I like two types of men--domestic and foreign.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day--and another, in case it doesn't.

Sex is like bridge; if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away.

Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love— that's not so bad either.