《绝望的主妇》经典台词
(Desperate Housewives)
车厘子/编译
[When the police takes her baby, Gabby tries to grab it back.]This is our baby! No! We’ve been, we've been feeding her and we’ve been bathing her. And we wake up in the middle of the night and we rock her! Which is crazy, ’cause if you knew me I don’t do that! I don’t do that. And my husband, my husband, he sings to her. He sings! So, you can’t take her away! It’s too late, we’ve already fallen in love with her!
[警察欲将盖比的养女带走时,盖比想把孩子抢回来。]她是我们的宝宝!不要!我们一直,我们一直在给她喂奶,我们一直在给她洗澡,我们还半夜起床摇她!说起来有点疯狂,如果你们了解我,就知道那不是我的作风!那不是我的作风。还有我的丈夫,我丈夫,他给她唱歌。他还唱歌了!所以你们不能把她带走!太晚了,我们已经爱上她了!
Listen to me, I forbid you to die. If you leave me, with the mortgage, five children, the restaurant to me, I swear to God that I will track you to the deepest pit of the hell to make you pay, do you hear me!
你听着,我不准你死!如果你离我而去,把银行抵押、5个孩子、餐厅都甩给我,我对天发誓,我会一直追你追到地狱的最底层,让你付出代价,你听到了吗!
If you're willing to break up over an ice sculpture, you guys should absolutely not get married. Because who gets to choose the ice sculpture; who should take out the trash; who has to stay home and make the mini pizzas… that's the little stuff. What are you gonna do when the big stuff comes along? What are you gonna do when a tornado hits your house, or you have problems with your kids, or one of you gets cancer? At some point, the crap is going to hit the fan. And that is why now, before you make the commitment, you have to ask yourself: Is that person in bed next to you worth the trouble?