zt老外翻譯的「三字經」

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人之初: At the
beginning of life,
性本善: Sex is good.
性相近: Basically, all the sex are
same.
習相遠: But it depends on how you do
it.
苟不教: If you do not practice all the
time,
性乃遷: Sex will leave
you.
教之道: The way of learning
it
貴以專: It is very important to make love
with only one person.
昔孟母: Once a great mother, Mrs
Meng
擇鄰處: Choose her neighbor to avoid bad sex
influence.
子不學: If you don't study
hard,
斷機杼: Your dick will become
useless.
竇燕山: Dou, the
Famous,
有義方: Owned a very effective exciting
medicine.
教五子: All his five sons took
it.
名俱揚: And their sexual ability were
well-known.
養不教: If your children don't know how to do
it,
父之過: It is all your fault.
教不嚴: If they had lots of problems with
it,
師之惰: Their teacher must be too lazy to
tell them details on sex.
子不學: You may refuse to study
this,
非所宜: But that is a real
mistake.
幼不學: If you don't learn it in
childhood,
老何為: You will lose your ability when
aged.
玉不琢: If you don't exercise your
dick,
不成器: It won't become hard and
strong.
人不學: If you don't learn
sex,
不知義: You can by no means enjoy its
sweetness.