(花栗鼠,图片来自网络)

Thanks to: mikey martin chardon ohio USA.
A father and his son went hunting for the first time. The father said,"son, whatever you do don't scream. Stay here while I go around to check the field." About ten minutes later the father heard his son scream. The father ran over and said," why did you scream?" His son said,"a skunk walked by my feet but I didn's scream. Then a snake was crawling around my neck, but I didn't scream cause you told me not to. Then two chipmunks crawled up my pant legs and said,'should we eat them now or take them with us?'"

    父亲和儿子二个第一次去打猎.父亲说,"儿子,无论如何你不能尖叫.留在这里别动,我去周围测看一下." 大约过了十分钟,父亲就听到儿子在大声尖叫. 父亲跑回去问他,"你为什么尖叫?" 儿子说,"有只臭鼬跑过我的脚,我没有尖叫;然后有一条蛇,慢慢爬过我的脖子,因为你告诉我不能叫我也没有叫.然后来了二只花栗鼠,爬到我的腿上说,'我们是现在把他吃掉还是带回家去?'"