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扰乱事件 Nuisance Call

(2009-10-27 15:04:18)
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One day a woman was horrified to see her dog holding a dead rabbit in its mouth. Her neighbors had kept a rabbit in a cage behind their house, and she recognized the animal as their pet. So she cleared it up as best she could and blow-dried its fur. Then she sneaked into her neighbor’s yard and placed the animal in a lifelike position in its cage.

The next day the woman saw a police car in front of her neighbor’s house, Curious, she went out and asked what was going on. ”A nuisance call,” the officer said. “Their pet rabbit died the other day and some weirdo dug it up and put it back in its cage.”

    一天,有个妇女很吃惊地看到她家的狗嘴里衔着一只死兔子.她知道邻居家里养了一只兔子,就在屋后的兔笼里,这只兔子就是他们的宠物.于是她把兔子清理干净,吹干毛,然后偷偷进入邻居家的院子,把兔子放进笼子,好象还活着一样.

    第二天,妇女看到有一辆警车停在邻居家门前.她很好奇,走出去问出什么事了."一个扰乱事件,"警员说,"前几天他们家的兔子死了,有个怪人把它掘出来,又放在这个笼子里了."

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