Where do birds meet for coffee?
In a nest-caf?

鸟在哪里遇见咖啡?  雀巢

After years in the work force, someone finally concluded that an employer is someone who's late when you're early and early when you're late.

多年工作以后,有人总结出一条真理:雇主就是那个你早到时他迟来,你迟到时他早来的人.

Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?
Because the rest are weekdays.

为什么星期六和星期天这么热闹? 因为其他都是工作日.

How old is your Granddad?
I don't know, but we're had him a long time.

你的祖父多大年纪了? 不知道,但我们已经和他生活很长时间了.