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宿舍准入证

(2009-10-18 22:43:48)
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分类: JOKE笑话

Thanks to: Gemma Piscotti Chicago IL USA.
Genre: College Jokes

"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180. Are there any questions?"?  At this, a male student in the crowd inquires, "Er... How much for a season pass?"

"女生宿舍禁止男生进入,同样,男生宿舍也禁止女生进入。任何人违规,第一次被发现罚款20美元, 如果第二次被发现, 则罚款60美元, 第三次再被发现, 则将重罚至180美元.还有问题吗?

这时,人群中一个男生提问, “, 那一个季度的准入证要多少钱?”

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