Thanks to: Joe Ramos
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A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary.
Their domestic tranquillity had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.
"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the lady. "We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule. We hadn't gone too far when my husband's mule stumbled.
"My husband quietly said 'That's once.' We proceeded a little farther when the mule stumbled again. Once more my husband quietly said, 'That's twice.' We hadn't gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled a third time.
My husband promptly removed a revolver from his pocket and shot him.
I started to protest over his treatment of the mule when he looked at me and quietly said 'That's once.'"

     一对夫妻在庆祝他们的金婚纪念日.

    他们一家人的平静生活一直是镇上的话题.一份当地报纸的记者想问问他们长期稳定而愉快的婚姻生活的秘密.

    "好吧,这得从我们的蜜月说起,"妇人解释说,"我们去参观了大峡谷,有一段旅行是由骡子驮着我们走到峡谷底.我们还没走多远,我丈夫的骡子就摔倒了.

    我丈夫平静地说'这是第一次.' 我们往前走了一小段路,那个骡子又摔倒了.我丈夫又平静地说,'这是第二次'. 我们又往前走, 差不多还不到半里路,那个骡子第三次摔倒了.

    我丈夫立即从口袋里拿出左轮手枪,把它击毙了.

    我刚开始对他对待骡子的做法提出抗议,他看着我平静地说'这是第一次.' "