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听话的马

(2009-11-02 09:54:12)
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分类: JOKE笑话

Thanks to: Jilly Canada

听话的马
 Mr. Marlow was strolling through the country when he saw a stable with the most beautiful horse he ever laid eyes on. It was seventeen hands high and white, with rippling muscles and a fine, flowing mane. Mr. Marlow struck a deal to buy it from the owner who did, however, pass on one key piece of information.
"We are a religious family, Mr.Marlow, and we've instilled those values in our horse. To get him to gallop you must say 'Thanks God' to get him to stop you must say 'Our Father Who Art in Heaven,"
Settling into the saddle, Marlow said " Thanks God," and the animal took off. They rode for miles; suddenly they were coming up to a cliff. Unfortunately, Marlow couldn't remember the phrase to make the animal stop and tried every Biblical passage he could think of until, just a few feet from the edge of the cliff, he shouted, " Our Father Who Art in Heaven! The animal stopped instantly. Shaking and perspiring, Marlow reached into his pocket and pulled out a handkerchief. "Thanks God," he said as he mopped his brow...

    马罗先生在乡间闲步,看到一个马厩里有一匹他从没见过的漂亮的骏马,它有十七个手掌的高度,通体雪白,肌肉鼓鼓的,一头漂亮的飘动着的鬃毛. 于是马罗先生就从它的主人处把它给买下来了,同时得到一条重要的信息:

    "我们是个宗教家庭,马罗先生,我们也把这些价值观念灌输给了我们的马.你想叫马快跑,你必须说'感谢上帝',想让它停下来,你就说'我们在天上的父''.

    给马安上鞍,马罗说;"感谢上帝",于是马就飞跑起来.他们骑了几里路,突然,他们来到一个峭壁上. 不幸地,马罗记不起来叫马停住的句子了,他试了他想得起来的所有圣经里的句子,都不行.在离悬崖几尺远的地方,他大叫道:"我们在天上的父啊!" 马就立即停住了. 马罗摇了摇头, 汗流满面,他从口袋里摸出一块手绢, "感谢上帝," 他一边擦着额头一边说...

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