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我婚礼那天你在哪?

(2009-10-22 22:29:09)
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Thanks to: ishi Colombo Western Sri Lanka
A woman is walking on the road and a voice shouts out, "Don't take a step further." She obeys and suddenly a ton of bricks fall on the place where she would have otherwise been. She thinks she imagined it and keeps walking until suddenly the voice calls out again. "Don't take a step further." She stops and a car skids past. Then suddenly she hears the voice saying "I am your guardian angel, and I will warn you before something bad happens to you. Now do you have any questions to ask me?" Yes! Shouts the woman, "Just where were you on my wedding day!"

一个妇人在路上走,突然有个声音喊住了她,"站住." 她停住,突然看到一大堆砖块飞落在她的前面.她想着她的心事继续往前走,突然又有声音喊住了她,"站住."她停下,一辆车就在她面前,过去了.然后她听到一个声音说:"我是你的守护天使,当有不好的事情要发生时我会提醒你.现在你有什么问题要问我吗?""是的,"妇人喊道,"我婚礼那天你在哪呢!"

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