Thanks to: Len C. Litchfield NH USA.

There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.
The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't see a man crying." "No, it's not that. Today day is the worst of my life. First, I overslept and late to an important meeting. My boss, outrageous, fired me. When I left the building to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police, they said they could do nothing. I got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that I left my whole wallet in the cab. I got home only to find my wife was in bed with the gardener. I left home and came to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison ..."

    酒吧里坐着一个小个子男人,眼睛盯着他的饮料.他这样一动不动呆了半个小时.

    那个可怜的男人哭了起来.货车司机说:"好了,伙计,我只是和你开玩笑.现在我另给你买一杯饮料.我最看不得一个男人哭泣."

    "不,不是那回事.今天是我一生最倒霉的日子.开始,我睡过头了,迟到了一个重要的约会,老板大发雷霆,开除了我.当我离开办公楼去开车时,发现我的车被偷了.警察说他们无能为力.我坐计程车回家,我付了车费,车就开走了,我才发现把钱包留在车上了.我进了家,却看到我的妻子和园丁在床上.我离开家,来到这个酒吧.当我正想结束我的生命的时候,你出现了,又把我的毒药喝了..."