Thanks to: Walter Smith

A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.
He asks, "What was that for?"
She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it."
He says, "Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? 'Betty Sue' was the name of the horse I went there to bet on." She shrugs and walks away. Three days later he's reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan.
He asks, "What was that for?"
She answers, "Your horse called."

一个家伙正在看报纸,他的妻子来到他的后面,用煎锅在他后脑勺上不偏不倚地敲了一下.

他问."你干什么?"

她说," 我在你的口袋里发现了一张写着'贝蒂苏'的纸条."

他说,"天啊,亲爱的,你还记得上个星期我们去赛马吗" '贝蒂苏'就是那匹我押的马的名字." 她耸了耸肩,走了.

三天后当他又在看报纸的时候,她又来到他的背后,用煎锅在他后脑勺上不偏不倚地敲了一下.

他问,"你干什么啊?"

她回答:"你的马打电话来了."