你的第一次
(2010-04-29 13:29:26)
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这是你的第一次.你躺了下来,浑身紧张.你想找一个借口把他推开了,但他并不让步. 他靠了过来,问你是否害怕,你勇敢地摇了摇头. 他对此很有经验,他的手指很快找到了正确的地方.他深深地进入,你浑身发抖,全身发紧,但他还是象他保证过的一样轻柔.他深深盯着你的眼睛,告诉你要相信他.他之前做过很多次了.他酷酷的笑容让你放松下来,你把身体打开,让他有更多的活动空间,更容易地进入.你开始央求他让他快点,而他则是不紧不慢地动着,尽量减轻你的痛楚.然后他靠得更近了,压得更深了,你觉得身体的某个部分失去了.痛楚漫延到全身,你能感到当他继续的时候,有血流了出来.他关切地看着你,问你是否很痛.你的眼里满是泪水,但你还是摇了摇头,点头示意他继续.他开始有技巧地进进出出,而你也并没麻木到感觉不到他的进入.过了一会儿,你感到你的里面有东西爆发了,他才出来.你气喘着躺着,很高兴一切终于完成了.他望着你,亲切地微笑着,笑着告诉你说,你是他最难对付的人,也是有价值的经历.
你微笑着感谢你的牙科医生.
这不过是你第一次拨牙的经历.
有点淘气吧?
你想到了什么?
It’s your first time. As you lie back, your
muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an
excuse, but he refuses to be swayed. As he approaches you, he asks
if you’re afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more
experience, but it’s the first time his finger has found the right
place. He goes deeply and you shiver, your body tenses, but he’s
gentle like he promised he would be. He looks deeply within your
eyes and tells you to trust him. He’s done this many times before.
His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more
room, for easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry,
but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause as little pain as
possible. As he presses closer going deeper, you feel the tissue
give way. Pain surges through your body and you feel the slight
trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and
asks you if it’s too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears, but
you shake your head and nod to go on. He begins going in and out
with skill, but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After
a few moments you feel something bursting within you and he pulls
it out. You lay panting, glad to have it all over with. He looks at
you and smiles warmly and tells you with a chuckle, that you have
been his most stubborn, yet rewarding experience.
You smile and thank your dentist.
After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.
Naughty, Naughty.
What were you thinking?