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A married couple rushed to the hospital because the woman was in labor the doctor asked the couple, "I have invented a new machine that you might want to try, it takes some of the labor pains away from the mother and gives it to the father." So the married couple decided that they would try this. So the doctor hooked the machine up and put it on 10% of pain switched from the mother to the father and the husband said "I feel okay turn it up a lot more" so the doctor turned it up to 50% and the husband said "why don’t you just put it all on me cause I’m not feeling a thing" but the doctor warned them "this much could kill you if your not prepared", and the husband replied "I am ready "so the doctor turned the machine up to 100% but the husband didn’t fell a thing so they went home happy with a pain free labor, but when they got home the mailman was dead on the front porch!

      一对夫妻因为妻子分娩的阵痛而冲进了医院. 医生问这对夫妻,"我发明了一种新的机器,如果你们愿意试,它可以把母亲的部分痛苦转移到父亲身上." 于是这对夫妻决定试试. 医生把机器挂上,调节到10%的程度, 也就是把母亲痛苦的10%转给父亲. 丈夫说:"我没感觉呀,你可以多转一点过来." 于是医生把它调到50%的程度,丈夫说:"你为什么不把全部都转给我,我一点也不觉得痛."但是医生警告他说:"如果你没有准备,这痛会让你死去."丈夫回答说,"我准备好了." 于是医生调节机器到100%的地方, 而丈夫也没觉得有什么不妥.他们没有痛苦地生下了孩子,高高兴兴地回家来,但是他们到家的时候却发现邮差死在了门口.