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我已经改了五次遗嘱(二则)

(2009-12-08 10:12:37)

标签：

老人

耳聋

高尔夫

杰克

杂谈

分类： JOKE笑话

有个老先生,患有严重的耳聋已经有几年了.他去看医生,医生给他安装了一套助听设备,现在他可以听得清清楚楚了.过了一个月,这个老先生又来见医生,医生对他说,"你的听力很好,你能重新听到,你的家人一定很高兴."

老先生听了之后说,"唉,我还没告诉家人我又能听到了.我就坐在那里听他们在讲什么,我已经改了五次遗嘱了!"

Thanks to: Sunil London
Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.
He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased you can hear again."
To which the gentleman said, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will five times!"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 我已经改了五次遗嘱(二则) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"球打得怎样? 亲爱的,"杰克的妻子特蕾西问.
"唔, 我打得很好,只是我的视力不行了,我看不到球打到哪里去了,"他回答说.
"你已经75岁了呀,杰克." 他的妻子告诫他,"你为什么不带我的哥哥斯考特一起来?"
"可是他已经85岁了,也不再打高尔夫了呀."杰克辩解道.
"可是他的视力很好,他可以帮你看球啊."特蕾西指出.
第二天杰克带了斯考特一起去打球.杰克挥杆,球远远在消失在球道的中间.
"你有看到吗?"杰克问.
"是的."斯考特回答.
"好,在哪里?" 杰克叫道,向着远处张望.
"我记不起来了."

Thanks to: Simple Sentiments USA.

"How was your game, dear?" asked Jack's wife Tracy.
"Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad I couldn't see where the ball went," he answered.
"But you're 75 years old, Jack!" admonished his wife, "Why don't you take my brother Scott along?"
"But he's 85 and doesn't play golf anymore," protested Jack.
"But he's got perfect eyesight. He would watch the ball for you," Tracy pointed out.
The next day Jack teed off with Scott looking on. Jack swung and the ball disappeared down the middle of the fairway. "Do you see it?" asked Jack.
"Yup," Scott answered.
"Well, where is it?" yelled Jack, peering off into the distance.
"I forgot."

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