六个人一起玩扑克,史密斯一家输了500美元,趴在桌上垂头丧气.为了表示对输了的同志的敬意,其他五个人也都不玩了,站了起来.罗勃特环顾四周
问:"现在谁去告诉他妻子?" 他们决定抽签来定.李平顿,那个总是输的家伙抽中了.
他们告诉他要小心谨慎,要温和,别把事情搞得更糟糕.
"先生们! 小心谨慎? 我是你们所见过的最小心谨慎的人. 小心谨慎就是我的名字,就把这事交给我吧."
李平顿走到史密斯的家门口,敲门,他的妻子来开了门,问是什么事.
李平顿说,"你的丈夫玩牌输了500美元."
她大声叫道:"叫他去死吧!"
李平顿说,"我会告诉他的."
Thanks to: Scott Greenville OH USA.
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses
$500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the
table. Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five
complete their playing time standing up. Roberts looks around and
asks, "Now, who is going to tell the wife?" They draw straws.
Rippington, who is always a loser, picks the short one. They tell
him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse
than it is. "Gentlemen! Discreet? I'm the most discreet man you
will ever meet. Discretion is my middle name, leave it to me."
Rippington walks over to the Smith house, knocks on the door, the
wife answers, and asks what he wants. Rippington says, "Your
husband just lost $500 playing cards." She hollers, "TELL HIM TO
DROP DEAD!" Rippington says, "I'll tell him."
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