Cannibals capture three men. The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will be used to make canoes. Then they are each given a final request. The first man asks to be killed as quickly and painlessly as possible. His request is granted, and they poison him. The second man asks for paper and a pen so that he can write a farewell letter to his family. This request is granted, and after he writes his letter, they kill him saving his skin for their canoes. Now it is the third man's turn. He asks for a fork. The cannibals are confused, but it is his final request, so they give him a fork. As soon as he has the fork he begins stabbing himself all over and shouts, "To hell with your canoes!"

    食人者抓获了三个人。这三个人被告知他们的皮将被剥去，肉被吃掉，然后皮将做成独木舟。但是他们每个人都可以有一个最后愿望。第一个人请求尽快杀死他，让他尽量没有痛苦。他的请求被答应了，他们毒死了他。第二个人请求给他纸和笔，他要给家人写告别信。他的请求被答应了，等他写完信，他们杀死了他，留下他的皮做独木舟。现在轮到第三个人了。他请求要一把叉。食人者不知他要干什么，但这是他最后的请求，所以他们还是给了他一把叉。一拿到叉，他就开始在自己的身上乱戳，叫着：“让你的独木舟见鬼去吧！”