A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the Branch and wrote "this iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag." While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the teller's window. So he left the Bank of America and crossed the street to the Wells Fargo Bank. After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller. She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he wasn't the brightest light in the harbor, told him that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of America. Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, "OK" and left. He was arrested a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America.

    有一个人,想去打劫市中心的美国银行,他走进银行,写了一张纸条,"打劫,把你所有的钱放入这个口袋." 在他排队等着把纸条给出纳员的时候,他又开始担心别人看到他写字去叫了警察来.于是他离开美国银行,穿过马路到了对面的富国银行.排了几分钟队,他把纸条递给了富国银行的出纳. 她看了一下纸条,从拼写错误来看,他不是一个聪明的罪犯,就告诉他说她不能接受这张打劫纸条,因为这是用美国银行的提款单写的,他要么重写一张富国银行的提款单,要么回去美国银行.受到挫折,男人说,"好吧."就离开了.过了几分钟,他就被捕了,他正在美国银行排队.