在等红灯的时候,一个开福特格兰特的家伙摇下车窗,对旁边开劳斯莱斯的家伙打招呼:

'嗨,你的车里有电话吗?"

开劳斯莱斯说,"有啊,我当然有啦."

"我也有的...信不信?"

"噢,唔,是的,那很好."

然后开格兰特的家伙又说,"你那有传真机吗?"

"怎么了,我当然有啦."

"我也有的,信不信?就在那里!"

"唔唔,"

快要转绿灯的时候,那开格兰特的家伙说,"那么,你的车后座有没有一张双人床?"

开劳斯莱斯的说,"没有,你有吗?"

"耶,我这里有一张双人床,看到没?"

绿灯亮了,开格兰特的家伙把车开走了.

留下那个开劳斯莱斯的人在独自生气,他立刻把车开到汽车装修店,让他们在他车的后面安上一张双人床.

大约二个星期以后,工程完工了,于是他开着车到处找那个开格兰特的家伙,最后,他终于发现它停在一个路边,于是他把他的劳斯莱斯开了上去.

格兰特的汽车玻璃上全是雾气,他有点奇怪怎么会那样,但他还是从那刚装修好的车上下来,去敲那满是雾气的格兰特车的玻璃.格兰特的车主最后终于把车窗开了一条缝,从缝里瞧着他.

开劳斯莱斯的家伙说,"嗨,还记得我吗?"

"是的,是的,我记得.有事吗?"

"看到没?我在劳斯莱斯的后面也装了一张双人床."

那开格兰特的家伙说,"你把我从淋浴房叫出来就是为了告诉我这个?"

Thanks to: Nicole
 This man in a Ford Granada pulls up next to a guy in a Rolls Royce at a stop sign. Their windows are open and he yells at the guy in the Rolls: "Hey, you got a telephone in there?" The guy in the Rolls says, "Yes, of course I do." "I got one too... see?" "Uh, huh, yes, that's very nice." Then the man in the Granada says, "You got a fax machine?" "Why, actually, yes, I do." "I do too! See? It's right here!" "Uh-huh." The light is just about to turn green and the guy in the Granada says, "So, do YOU have a double bed in back there?" And the guy in the Rolls says, "NO! Do you?" "Yep, got my double bed right in back here ?see?!" The light turns and the man in the Granada takes off. Well, the guy in the Rolls is not about to be one-upped, so he goes immediately to a customizing shop and orders them to put a double bed in back of his car. About two weeks later, the job is finally done and he picks up his car and drives all over town looking for the Granada. He finally finds it parked alongside the road so he pulls his Rolls up next to it. The windows on the Granada are all fogged up and he feels a little awkward about it, but he gets out of his newly modified Rolls and taps on the foggy window of the Granada. The man in the Granada finally opens the window a crack and peeks out. The guy in the Rolls says, "Hey. Remember me?" "Yeah, yeah, I remember you. What's up?" "Check this out ?I got a double bed installed in my Rolls." And the man in the Granada says, "YOU GOT ME OUT OF THE SHOWER TO TELL ME THAT?!"