Thanks to: Ghost Wanderer jurong Singapore

Teacher: " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

老师:"乔治.华盛顿不但吹了他父亲的樱桃树,而且还承认是他干的. 现在你们知道为什么他父亲没有处罚他吗?"
一个学生:"因为乔治手里还拿着斧头."