“Does your teacher like you?”
“I think so. She keeps putting Kisses on my homework.”

"你的老师喜欢你吗?"

"我想是吧,她总是亲吻我的作业本."

Delighted to learn that his new wallpaper was washable, the moron was furious when the very first time he washed it, it was snatched from the clothesline.

知道他新买的壁纸是可洗的,低能儿太高兴了.但在第一次洗的时候他就狂怒了,因为壁纸从晾衣绳上碎成了碎片.