Thanks to: Olukosi David Ketu Lagos State, Nigeria

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Because, of the sign!
Teacher: What sign?
Student: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

老师: 你们为什么迟到了?

学生: 因为标志牌.

老师: 什么标志牌?

学生: 那个上面写着:"前方学校,慢行."

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“Tell me,” the teacher asked her students, “do you know what the word ‘can’t’ is short for?” “Yes,” said little Lucy. “It’s short for ‘cannot.’”
“Very good. And what about ‘don’t’?”
Little Matt’s hand shot up. “That,” he said with authority, “is short for ‘doughnut.’”

"请告诉我,"老师问她的学生,"can't 是哪个词的缩写形式?"

小露西说,"是`cannot`的缩写形式."

"很好,那`don't` 呢?

小马丁的手高高举起,"那个是,"他说得很有权威,"是`甜甜圈`的缩写形式."

注:doughnut和don't发音有点相同.

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Thanks to: Olukosi David ketu lagos Nigeria

TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer
interested?
PUPILS: A teacher.

老师:"一个人没人喜欢听他讲话而他还喋喋不休,这样的人叫什么?"

学生:"老师"