Thanks to: Lucia Unasa-Piana Christchurch New Zealand

Men who are bald at front of their heads are good thinkers. Men who are bald at the back of their heads are good lovers. Men who are bald at front and back think they are good lovers.

前秃的男人都是思想家, 后秃的男人都是好情人. 而那些前秃又后秃的男人都自认为是好情人.

p.s: 在翻译这一篇的时候,顺手把这则笑话发了给一个聊天的老外,他告诉我:men who are bald always think of sex

is that true? Who can tell me?

the meaning is they think they are good lovers, but they don't.

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Thanks to: Mallory Dayton Ohio USA.

Why men like to fishing so much?
They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

为什么男人这么喜欢去钓鱼?

因为他们终于找到了和他们一样聪明的谈话对象.

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Thanks to: Horst Kaltenbrunn Australia

A husband and wife entered the dentist's room. He said, "I want a tooth pulled. We are in a hurry - so no Novocain or gas. Just pull the tooth out."
" You are a brave man,” said the dentist. "Now show me the tooth"
"Open your mouth,” said the man to his wife," show the dentist which tooth it is, dear."

丈夫和妻子一起进了牙医诊所.他说,"我要拔一颗牙.我们很急,不要用局部麻醉或者麻醉气了,只要把牙拔出来好了."
"你真是个勇敢的男人,"医生说,"告诉我要拔哪颗牙."
"把嘴张开,"男人对他妻子说,"亲爱的,给医生看要拔的那颗牙."