Thanks to: Shannon Schussler Marietta GA USA.

An elderly couple, Marty and Helen, along with some friends agreed to try a Thai Restaurant. While looking at the menu, Helen noticed her husband looking at the vegetarian section of the menu. “What would you like Marty?” she asked. “I’m looking at this Eggplant Spicy dish.” He replied. “Marty, you like meat and potatoes. You won’t like that dish.” Helen said. “What do you know,” answered Marty, “I’m getting it.” “Marty, I’m telling’ you, you are a meat and potatoes kind of guy. You won’t like it!” Helen exclaimed. “I’m getting it and that is the last word!” says Marty.
A short while later the meals arrive at the table. Marty looks down and his dish and says to Helen, “Where are my eggs?”

一对老年夫妻,马汀和海伦,和朋友一起去泰国餐厅尝鲜.在看菜单的时候,海伦注意到她丈夫在看菜单的蔬菜部分.

"马汀,你喜欢吃什么?"她问,

"我在看这个香煎茄子."他回答.

"马汀,你喜欢的是肉和土豆,你不会喜欢那个菜的."海伦说.

"你怎么知道,"马汀回答,"我就要它了."

"马汀,我告诉你,你是那种只喜欢肉和土豆的人,你不可能喜欢那个菜的."海伦叫道.

"我就要这个,别说了."马汀说.

过了一会儿,菜来了.马汀盯着他的菜,对海伦说,"我的鸡蛋呢?'

注:英文茄子:EGGPLANT,马汀误为EGG PLANT,把它当成鸡蛋了.