作为电脑公司的技术支持,我经常需要接听电话来帮助客户解决问题.这是我刚刚接的一个电话客户.

技术支持: 电脑工作室, 我能帮你什么吗?

客户:      我的狗不会叫了,我要怎样做才能让它叫呢?

技术支持: 对不起,这里不是动物保护协会.

客户:      我知道,我是想问怎样让我电脑里的狗叫起来.

技术支持: 你是指电脑游戏里的狗吗?

客户:      我是指我在微软的WORD上打字时出来的小狗.

技术支持: 你的喇叭是开着的吗?

客户:      没有.

技术支持: 打开喇叭,当小狗叫的时候你就能听到狗吠声了.

客户:      嘿,我怎么没想起来. 非常感谢你哦.

Thanks to: Never Boterere Mutare Zimbabwe

As Computer Tech I sometimes help clients over the phone. Here is a recent phone dialogue I had with one of my customers.

Tech: Workshops can I help.
Customer: My dog is not barking, how can I make it bark.
Tech: I am sorry mam but this is not SPCA
Customer: I know that but how can I make the dog on my computer bark.
Tech: Do you mean a dog in a computer game or something?
Customer: I mean a small dog that comes on when I type in Microsoft Word.
Tech: Are your speakers on?
Customer: No
Tech: Turn on your speakers and you will hear your dog barking when it barks
Customer: Ooooh why didn’t I figure that, thanks so much

注: Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (英国)防止虐待动物协会,动物保护协会